Discover the secret crack den.
Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Complete the game with no kills.
Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.