Breathedge 2 Clé Steam

Alphabet

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Patient

Biometrics

Happy whatever!

No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.

Click-click

You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.

Conehead

Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it’s a pimple on your nose or you’re a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example.

Curious

If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.

Déjà vu

Gotta do it

Come on, you have to.

Hehehehehe

Hehehehe, h-hic

Emergency brake

The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed.

Public enemy no. 1

There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.

Fighter

Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.

Hoodlum

I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.

Gangsta

I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?

Go down in history

You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.

Gladiator

Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.

People person

Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living.

Honorary vandal

A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.

Hacker

Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.

Bum rival

Early bird gets the trash!

Hunting Instinct

To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.

Attendant

Every station needs an attendant.

Ladies' man

Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.

Medalist

Prankster

Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.

Safe content

What you don't see can't hurt you.

Shipbuilder

The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.

Consistency

The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?

Slave to the Stomach

Who even keeps count of this crap?

Jacked

The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.

System Administrator

Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.

Weird toilet

Just another toilet.

Traditional Values

Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!

Visitor

A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.

What Did You Expect?

Leader

The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working.

Oxyworm Collector

Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!

Now That's a Snowman!

Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything—there’s not much to do in a gym anyway.